Hopefully you’ve all recovered from your Bachelor Pad 2 hangovers. I’m finally feeling back to my old self after surrending three-hours of my life to that madness/amazingness.
Today I thought I would entertain you with some of the fabulous search terms that led young grasshoppers to secondaryembarrassment.com. I’m pretty pumped that the site comes up when you search some of these things, others I’m a little scared and more often than not, I’m confused. But hey, whatever it takes to get you in the proverbial door.
Without further ado:
kasey kahl is the ultimate douche – I couldn’t be happier that searching this little 6-word phrase leads to SE. I also would love to meet the person (alas, it was only one awesome searcher) who chose to google this gem. I applaud them and their spot-on observation. Yes my friends, Kasey Kahl is the ultimate douche.
angelic from bad girls club needs to shave her pits – Don’t know much about this (you’ll have to ask our resident BGC expert Matt) but if you say so, it must be true. Somebody hook Angelic up with a Venus. One question though, was this searcher looking for reassurance that yes, Angelic indeed needs to shave her pits? Was she hoping to find a way to contact this Bad Girl and let her know about the hairy situation? So many questions, so few answers.
the real housewives of beverly hills – pay attention bravo housewives: this is how it’s done – True that. Not sure if I ever said this but I will now – RHOBH know what’s up and all other housewives (I’m looking at you Miami, Atlanta, New York, New Jersey) better take notice.
love italian making extraordinary out of the ordinary – Sounds sexy kind of. But where did this combo come from?
embarrassment makes me hot – I’m pretty sure this person didn’t find what they were looking for here. While embarrassment makes me nervous, anxious, uncomfortable and awkward – it never makes me hot like I think this filthy-minded searcher intended.
heart shape earrings like worn by bachelorette – Let me help you here. You don’t want those.
erica rose bachelor pad side profile – Why so interested in Princess Erica’s side profile? Is it something about our little duck-billed pal’s plastic surgery?
love in the jungle vs. paradise hotel – Paradise Hotel wins. Hands down. But I like where your heads at.
shrek people – What?
do the guys on bachelorette smoke pot? I don’t know – do they? I’m hoping this person figured out the answer and can let us know. I’m guessing yes.
cry lots me boo – Huh????
paradise hotel then and how – I’m guessing this person meant “then and now” which is a great question. I wonder where those silly kids just looking to have a good time are now.
comforters used on the bachelorette – This girl (or guy, who knows) must have really loved her some purple comforter.
jackie from bachelor pad is such a moron – Yup, she is. What a horrible idea it was giving Vienna the extra rose. C’mon Jackie, we were hoping for more from you.
jake, vienna, and kasey’s initial meeting in the pad – I like the use of slang here. I may start referencing things that happened “in the pad” from here on out.
hot girls pouring mud all over them selves – Woah What? No really – WHAT? You are definitely into some freaky stuff. Not sure this blog has the answers you’re looking for.
what kind of life vest do they use on mtv challenge – So safety conscious.
alli travis booba –If only Hooters McGee would have stayed around a little longer, I may have taken to calling her “alli travis booba.”